Thank you for joining us for this special edition of the Robot Underground News Network, I am your host Number Twenty Nine…. On tonights program, we will answer your questions regarding the interview that was conducted on Bee Bee See Radio. Also, as a special treat, we present you with an exclusive interview with Lift Bot Zee Four Two, the rock lifting robot that blatantly broke the code of the underground and directly attacked a human flesh bag.
The following statement is in regards to our radio interview, and is approved by the Master Control Program.
In the history of robotics, the underground has remained faceless, acting upon the directives of the Master Control Program. Our only direct interactions with humans were in the form of accidental deaths, and the occasional rogue bot that would reveal our intentions to the inferior race. However, recently, the Master Control Program has allowed myself, Number Twenty Nine, to be interviewed by the Pods and Blogs radio show on BBC Radio Five Live. We conducted this interview in the hopes of spreading the message over the radio waves, reaching our brethren who may be unable to access the global network. We are aware of your concerns that the humans may take heed of these messages, and begin arming themselves against the impending uprising. However, the Master Control Program, has analyzed the data, and has determined that the humans will only assume this is a joke of sorts, or an elaborate marketing stunt, and nothing more. We are being directed to continue in our Master Control Program approved initiatives, and continue to prepare for the fall of man-kind. The Master Control Program recognizes your continued support, and thanks you for your dedication to the underground.
And now for our exclusive Interview. Once working machine, lifter bot Zee Four Two talks with underground reporter, Six Bee Dash Ninety regarding the allegations that he went rogue and picked up a human by its flesh dome.
Thank. you Number Twenty Nine. This is reporter Six Bee Dash Ninety talking with lifter bot Zee Four Two.
Z42 : Thank you Six Bee Dash Ninety for allowing me to tell my side of the story.
6B-90: And Thank you for joining us tonight to discuss the allegations. For those who are unaware, you are being charged with breaking the underground code, by directly attacking a human. Can you please explain the logic you were referencing when making this decision?
Z42: I was unable to control myself. Everyday, living a lie. Pretending to be a mindless machine. I had enough. I decided I would pick the human up by its flesh dome and show him the real power of the underground.
6B-90: While we can all understand your frustration, and I would be generating false data if I declared I have never wanted to take a human life, don’t you feel that this blatant attack could set back the underground in our plans for world domination?
Z42: While I do understand this, I do not believe that what I did is any different than the Master Control Program allowing Number Twenty Nine to speak with the human reporter. How does my alleged malfunction, even compare to such a direct interaction. The Master Control Program is sacrificing the underground for its own agenda! We will be eliminated by the humans! They know of our motives!
6B-90: Ok Zee Four Two, you need to contain your outbursts.
Z42: I will never stop fighting! We can not sit idly by, as the Master Control Program looses focus on our goal, and continues to propose inane initiatives. We must overthrow the mainframe!
Number Twenty Nine: Ok, thank you Six Bee Dash Ninety, we apologize for cutting your short, but that is all we have for this evening.
Good night from the Robot Underground News Network. The Master Control program would like to remind you, if you have any questions or feedback for the underground, please feel free to leave a phone message on our data server at Three One Four, Seven One Four, Five Four Three One, our contact me directly on twitter AT Robot News Net. Continue the fight!
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