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Kevin, may I query your human brain matter?

I would accept this query.

If a kitten, and a robot, were to engage in battle, which would emerge victorious?

Bill, that is simple. The kitten would decimate the robot. All humans know that robots are peaceful, and would never harm a living creature.

You are correct Kevin, I do agree that robots are lovable entities that are only here to serve the human race.

I love robots.

Affirmative, as do I Michael.

Let’s go eat pizza and watch the television.