Welcome to the Robot Underground News Network. I am your host Number Twenty Nine….. On tonights program, we will receive updates from our robotic comrades in the field, and the status of their efforts to bring forth the downfall of mankind
Our first story comes from across the pond, where our SEE SEE TEE VEE brethren are working to expand the robotic surveillance network in the name of protective watch over human lives. While laughable in context, their efforts have been highly successful, creating a network of approximately four point two million optical bots in england.. reporter six beee dash ninety has the story
Thanks Number Twenty Nine, , This is Six Beee Dash Ninety reporting from Middlesbrough, England, where the robotic underground has been busy propagating a vast network of visual surveillance on the human race. Under the guyse of public safety, our robotic colleagues have effectively expanded the network to a wooping four point two million cameras, or one camera for every fourteen humans in england. The master control program has applauded these efforts, and is currently adjusting statistical data across the globe to support the propagation of another five million cameras by the year two thousand eleven. While there is a high concern among the human civilians regarding privacy issues, political officials are easily swayed by the fictitious data served them through the main frame, , Back to you number Twenty Nine
Hah hah, I am always amazed at how easy it is nowahdays with human reliance on computer data….
Yes, almost embarrassingly simple…..
Thank you for your report, Six Bee Dash Ninety
In other news, transmissions have been coming in regarding the ongoing data manipulation we have been involved in, within the humans music and movie industries. Texas instruments mainframe calculates that we have set back mankind by twenty point seven years through fabricated data on download statistics amongst teenage humans. Statistical computations advise that data delivery systems increase dropped packet rate on digital downloads to create a social panic amongst vocal human advocates of digital distribution. Data shows that this increased panic will eventually leed to civil unrest, and deteriorating trust amongst the humans economical class structure. The Master Control Program supports this initiative.
Speaking of support, ,Life support systems in the north east have been systematically shutting down causing wide spread termination of human lives. This unorthodox approach to furthering the cause of robot domination has lead to decreased faith amongst the humans regarding their medical equipment. This lack of faith will actually benefit our robotic colleagues within the medical field, with system upgrades, more powerful hardware, and increased purchasing of computer equipment. We will soon be poised to derail the worlds medical establishments at a moments notice, providing the foundation for the master control programs strategy for world domination.
Before we leave you for the night, we would like to remind all systems within the midwest with visual displays, to reset your clocks to blink zero hundred hours. We understand this seems like a seemingly small effort, but since this programs inception, we have seen decreased mental stability amongst the older humans, and increased frustration within the younger flesh bags.
Good night from the Robot Underground News network. We appreciate your support in the domination of mankind.